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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-16 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
i wouldn't exactly consider a year and two months new but okay

maybe i'll swing by


[And LO, later that space afternoon there is a Wheatley and he has brought snacks.]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-16 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
['Snacks' here meaning 'a package of saltines and a jar of peanut butter'. He tried.

Ariadne's room reminds him of his, he thinks, with papers scattered everywhere and pasted all over the walls. He peeks inside.
]

Uh, yeah, hospitality, and all that. You look like you've been...busy.
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (/screams internally)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-18 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He shifts his gaze from the bed to each of the four walls in turn, apparently only half-listening to what Ariadne is saying--all the drawings are much more interesting.]

Yeah, where I'm from, it--it moves around like the ship. All the hallways and rooms.

Wheatley can't exactly say he's very good at getting around the ship, but he likes to think that he might be better at it because Aperture was not so different.]

But, uh. Things are fine. Not--not any different, really. I mean, there was only...one. And the roombas, I suppose, but they've always been around, so.

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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-22 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, no. Not exactly.

[He leans against the wall, folding his arms.]

The, ah. Facility was built in--in such a way that whatever AI was controlling it could...move the rooms and halls into whatever configuration they'd like.
testgasm: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="relicfragments"> (UHHHHHHhh true)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-23 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ohhhhh no. He sees where this is going.

SQUINTING.
]

Uh, yes. Chell was there. Don't know for how long.
testgasm: (euhehehehehe)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-26 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, first off--you have to understand that Chell signed up to test. A choice, on her part. She wouldn't have--wouldn't have even been there if she hadn't volunteered for it in the first place.

[He can't really know any of that for sure, of course--but it's what he likes to tell himself.]

Second, the testing wasn't really my thing. It was Hers. The, ah. The AI who ran the facility before I did.
testgasm: (because fuck you that's why)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-26 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Because she's crazy.

[Hold the phone.]

Wait, hang on, This is supposed to be about you. Don't think you can change the subject on me.
testgasm: (because fuck you that's why)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-27 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Point point this is a finger point.]

You are, but not in such a way as to divert attention from why I came here in the first place. You promised.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-27 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Now he will rub his chin in thought. It's very thoughtful.]

I want to know what you were on about when you posted that anonymous...thing to the network.
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-27 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He considers this for a moment, squinting and nodding slowly.]

Ah, yeah, sure, I'd believe it.

[Wheatley's heard much weirder things, after all.]
testgasm: (an interesting propostion)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-02-28 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[His expressions shifts from one of consideration to confusion.]

Sorry, you might have to--have to explain that terminology to me.

[Dreams are sort of new to him, after all.]
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[personal profile] testgasm 2013-03-03 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no, I know what dreams are, thanks.

[He huffs. Honestly.]

I mean, you and this--this architect business, what does that mean, exactly?
testgasm: (are you for real)

[personal profile] testgasm 2013-03-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[The explanation makes sense, even if that kind of technology doesn't really show up on Wheatley's radar. Since arriving on the ship, however, he'll buy lots of things. What he doesn't get is what this has to do with Ariadne's anonymous network post.]

And that is...illegal. Somehow.

[That's the part he clearly doesn't get.]

Why is that illegal? Exactly?

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